We were in the woods yesterday looking for the Sasquatch. He was not found, but he was near. Kyle told me that my shockra was properly aligned at the time and this was how i was able to decipher his location. I think that he was in the port-a-potty takin' a shit reading the sports page. Clemens is on steroids and no one is paying attention to Bonds for the time being. The Patriots are undefeated. The only Bay Area team that is worth a shit is the Warriors.
(photo by Kyle Burns)
