King Khan & BBQ Show

Skateboarding, Lesbians, Bugs, And Blind People..

Guitar Hero

This is a video of Clint playing Guitar Hero 3...

Skateboarding

You may have noticed that Stainz no longer has a Myspace account? lame! Stainz nose bluntz south side park for the seventh time...(Photo by Sammy's homie Dennis)

Save The Earth

Being A Loser Is Cool

Instead of partying last night I chilled with my little bro Cale. He taught me how to play some king khan & bbq show stuff on guitar and we had our own little party. Then when we woke up today we made some waffles and watched what about bob. I also saw in chico news and review that caveman was being asked what some good bbq music is and he of course said devendra banhart. A good choice, I however would have said bbq show though. Party on boyz and grillz

Funny Youtube Video That Eli Showed Me..

Eli has been showing me all these crazy videos today so I decided to put them up. There is just one right now, but as Eli's brain churns on what hilarious Youtube videos he has seen, you will find them on here...

Baseball Fights

Chariotz

Ghost and I had a fun little day of biking around the entire city of Chico! It was sick! Rock solid! I can already do skid stops and I feel my lungs separating from all the tar and strange cigarette shit that's in there. I named my bike "The Delorian" when I was drunk last night. It's all silver and sick and when you go 88 mph you time travel.

yo yo

Q and I just got hella drunk and rode our bikes around the neighborhood. So hilarious and so chilled out. I think that the cops will bust me in the future when I'm riding the delorian all wasted and smashing because i'm just smiling hella hard! What the fuck!?!?! Vodka is so insane!!!

What's Been Goin Down!?!?

Here are some funny pictures of things that have been going on lately in the salmon world. Party pics and pics from the Islands show in the city. The show was really good. Botill and I caught them at their little Apple store show which was really cool. Nick was telling some funny jokes and giving a tutorial on how to "jail break" your iphone. At the show that night they fucking rocked hard and were super into it. Aesop Rock and Despot rapped over "Where There's A Will There's A Whalebone" which was really cool and they played like three encore's. They opened with "Vertigo", and I was so stoked it was insane! They played very well and Nick was in a great mood. All and all a good ol' jerry beans man time..

I Heard This Song...

On the radio today when I was driving to get some plumbing fittings from the supply house. I was feeling it! Driving deep into the heart of orchards. An open road just blazing on through like a really cool mind puzzle. Cigarette lit! Dirt all over me. Just bein a working man. Christ I was basically the epitome of every Bruce Springsteen song! Alas, it was only nostalgia and rock n' roll. I have to wrong the character Lloyd, from "Dumb And Dumber" for saying that John Denver was full of shit.

I Don't Really Party

In The Mix

I'm watching Predator right now on the spanish channel. It's kinda annoying, but it's also sick as fuck! I had such a funny crazy night last night. I got so drunk and was just like smashing shit and dancing and talking shit to Bowzer and Claire. Apparently girls like that kinda stuff though cause they both slept with me. Today I went filming with the crew. Nothing went down but it was a good time. Here are some funny flikz..

Give Her A Bucket

Last night I was attempting to get Clair and Bowz to make out. Don't know why? Caveman and Ksway were in the mix. All and all a hilarious night...

Giants Graveyard Today...

Was extramundane! I was seriously feeling the vibes and just thinking about how strange existence is, and how perhaps it doesn't belong? Is this typical Hamm wonderment? I feel like I'm always relishing the tide of negativity. It's time for me to turn over a new leaf and just love everything. I'm gonna go back to college and study entomology or something? Figure things out. This way of thinking reminds me of the scene in Arrested Development when Lyndsy convinces Tobias to take off his clothes and become intimate. Later in the episode he walks out completely naked and gets some grapes or something when everyone is having breakfast. So funny! Ferny got the trick he had been trying there today. Took like three trips to do it. It's nothing super insane but it looks really cool and it's just all around a good time.

Brian's Wedding

One thing that I've learned is that I need to take more pictures. Always take pictures. Idiots..







Also, Shea got drunk at the wedding for his first time.

On Goings

I'm going to Sacramento tomorrow to film Sammy Tall for his upcoming infamous "Mag Minute". Dano, has requested me to do this and it will look nice on the my resumé. Sam rips pretty hard! He's an original ripper, he's an original coors. More on that later, and pics from Brian O's wedding will be up soon too. Stay tuned. To check out the "Mag Minute", go to www.theskateboardmag.com/watch