Kansas City How The Fuck Are Ya Mother Fucker!?!?!

Tommy Fucking Lee!!!


Dimmu Borgir!


Jay the killer!


This is one of my favorites. Mitch Mitchell!


Bonham!




Buddy Rich!!!! Holy shit!!!!


Never Say Die!!!


Tacoma '87!!!!!


Lars!!!


Joey Jordison! (slipknot)


Dylan Elise!


Neil Peart!!! WTF?

Hello World!

Have not had the privilege of pushing the ol' blog buttons lately. For reasons unknown, I'm over it. But i'll try to mix it up here and there. With weird pics and stuff. Found this via @Thrashermag....

This Pic Is Bad Ass!

Man Made

Concerts

Dear Dan0

Here is a video of myself fishing on the Sacramento river. It's a clip from the HBO program "Cash Stackerz", or as the big dicks want to call; "Pipe Dreamz". Dano has been wanting to see this for some time now so I finally got around to putting it up.

Skateboarding

This is a clip of Fern enjoying himself on a splendid evening in Echo Park. I love Skateboarding. Can't wait 'till the video is finished. Cross my fingers, hope to die!

shaka

Blogging

The Best

Album ever made..



Is "Here Come The Warm Jets"..

F My Blog

Em with six eyes.


Self explanatory.


Shovel nosed guitarfish.


Skeleton of an evil bad dad.


Pipe Dreamz?


Jelly's of the future.


fuck you seahorse!

(I saw a lot more stuff than this, but I wasn't being real savvy with my flickz. I saw a Hammer head shark. He was big pimpin' in the outer bay tank. oh well.. All and all an amazing trip!)

Nuge

Gnarliest thing I've seen in person.

Whats Been Going On!?

Skittles

Gap

Reunited

Freak

Magic

Gene Vincent

Burbank

The Temperature..

Is out of control. I figure by summer everyone in California we'll be melted and the heart of the sun won't seem like such a psychedelic query. Last night Joe was trying to watch Tombstone for the 100th time. When I tried to turn it off, I received a raucous of disagreement. Joe belted: "Just let him shoot at the moon a little!", during the time of which Curly Bill is on fucking cactus shooting at everything in sight. I'm missing Nor-Cal big time right now. Although Kyle, Joe, and Ferny are all here with me, it has made it seem more fitting to return. I haven't seen Meehan this entire time, which I am not pleased with. Sean if you're reading, can you please get your shit together? Thank you. I know it's pretty cool up in Valencia, but I mean come on. Well, anyways; we'll be hitting the filming sesh today, despite the 100 degree blasters from the sky. Then I'll be chilling pool side somewhere having tropical drinks with m' dogz!


Mr. New Mexico


Joe being courted by Renata

This Weekend...

Has been completely fucking insane! Eventually I'll conjure up a serious blog entry? Until then, I'll be partying at Pauly Shores house.

Chill Sesh

Lantern (in c minor)

Wondering the edges of the land, curious about the misadventures of existence. Methinks at this point that I should waste no more time with the troubles of the world. Like some bully elephant seal, making it known of his boss powers. Biting others to keep his plot of sand a bit more spacious. Beach front property! Ahhhh!! I bite no more. Playing guitar with an indian who has had too much to drink, fucking gypsy! He challenged my knowledge of C's and F's and pish posh shapes of the fingers. until we reached the junction that was C Minor... You whore! Generally being associated with "Heroic Struggle", according to Wiki, I look back at this moment as a true write of passage. For at that moment I put down the guitar and left it to him to show off and be enigmatic. He wanted to play blues with a man bluer than himself. This simply will not work. And did not work. I laid down in a corner and slept it off. Upon the rise of the Easter sun, we woke and sat cliff side enjoying delicious brunch. We played that night and partied. The shows were a blast, and I hope that someone was stoked!? Who knows though? It could have been a Billy Madison-esque moment to which everyone is now dumber for having listened to what we were projecting? What else is new? Skull and pipe wrench tattoo? How did they really get Sigourney Weaver resurrected in Alien Resurrection? They explained it. But, I don't believe it.

Mystery

Who's The Real Leather Dad?

I think..

I'm having the best day of my life?! Live blogging! Salmon status. I'm not "Hamm" or "Mike" anymore. I've graduated to a full time Salmon! Stay tuned for more!!!!!

LA Adventurez 2.

This is my bed.

My dumb room mate.

The yard...

Fuck, it is such a nice day in LA La land. Aside from all the children that I want to blow up at a certain very near by school yard. They are screaming like it's all their birthdays, and it's a real fiesta. Started it off nice with a little Alysian Park hiking tour. Starring Camerin and myself. I think a spanish guy said he wanted to suck my dick? hhhmmm? whatever.. Going filming with Dan0zone tomorrow. Fucking straight chillin! Keep shit RAL motherfuckazzz! Fuck this blog straight to hell!

The Artist Formerly Known As Magnum