Burbank

The Temperature..

Is out of control. I figure by summer everyone in California we'll be melted and the heart of the sun won't seem like such a psychedelic query. Last night Joe was trying to watch Tombstone for the 100th time. When I tried to turn it off, I received a raucous of disagreement. Joe belted: "Just let him shoot at the moon a little!", during the time of which Curly Bill is on fucking cactus shooting at everything in sight. I'm missing Nor-Cal big time right now. Although Kyle, Joe, and Ferny are all here with me, it has made it seem more fitting to return. I haven't seen Meehan this entire time, which I am not pleased with. Sean if you're reading, can you please get your shit together? Thank you. I know it's pretty cool up in Valencia, but I mean come on. Well, anyways; we'll be hitting the filming sesh today, despite the 100 degree blasters from the sky. Then I'll be chilling pool side somewhere having tropical drinks with m' dogz!


Mr. New Mexico


Joe being courted by Renata

This Weekend...

Has been completely fucking insane! Eventually I'll conjure up a serious blog entry? Until then, I'll be partying at Pauly Shores house.

Chill Sesh

Lantern (in c minor)

Wondering the edges of the land, curious about the misadventures of existence. Methinks at this point that I should waste no more time with the troubles of the world. Like some bully elephant seal, making it known of his boss powers. Biting others to keep his plot of sand a bit more spacious. Beach front property! Ahhhh!! I bite no more. Playing guitar with an indian who has had too much to drink, fucking gypsy! He challenged my knowledge of C's and F's and pish posh shapes of the fingers. until we reached the junction that was C Minor... You whore! Generally being associated with "Heroic Struggle", according to Wiki, I look back at this moment as a true write of passage. For at that moment I put down the guitar and left it to him to show off and be enigmatic. He wanted to play blues with a man bluer than himself. This simply will not work. And did not work. I laid down in a corner and slept it off. Upon the rise of the Easter sun, we woke and sat cliff side enjoying delicious brunch. We played that night and partied. The shows were a blast, and I hope that someone was stoked!? Who knows though? It could have been a Billy Madison-esque moment to which everyone is now dumber for having listened to what we were projecting? What else is new? Skull and pipe wrench tattoo? How did they really get Sigourney Weaver resurrected in Alien Resurrection? They explained it. But, I don't believe it.

Mystery

Who's The Real Leather Dad?

I think..

I'm having the best day of my life?! Live blogging! Salmon status. I'm not "Hamm" or "Mike" anymore. I've graduated to a full time Salmon! Stay tuned for more!!!!!

LA Adventurez 2.

This is my bed.

My dumb room mate.

The yard...

Fuck, it is such a nice day in LA La land. Aside from all the children that I want to blow up at a certain very near by school yard. They are screaming like it's all their birthdays, and it's a real fiesta. Started it off nice with a little Alysian Park hiking tour. Starring Camerin and myself. I think a spanish guy said he wanted to suck my dick? hhhmmm? whatever.. Going filming with Dan0zone tomorrow. Fucking straight chillin! Keep shit RAL motherfuckazzz! Fuck this blog straight to hell!

The Artist Formerly Known As Magnum

To Be An Idiot, Is To Be This..

LA Adventurez

Well, I'm here in LA. Doing big things. Maybe? Today Camerin and I met up with Dan0 for lunch at Del Taco. We discussed why chicks aren't as aware of machines as us. But, that machine chicks are cool. Something like that? Wanted to buy a Sidekick at a pawn shop, but came to the realization that I was only nervous that the man was gonna keep me locked in there if I didn't buy anything. And that I would have no use for it at all. I think it was James' old one. We escaped. Dan gave us a tour of the office that he works at. It was something like "The Office". Probably not as funny though. He told us grandiose tales of elephants, "World's Tallest" dogs, and Lunch lady's that work on particular days. So far I'm having a great time. Also, Dan said he would arrange for me to go film with Melcher and Gareth during week days, since he's stuck in his cubicle all day. This would be rad!!!