I Heard This Song...

On the radio today when I was driving to get some plumbing fittings from the supply house. I was feeling it! Driving deep into the heart of orchards. An open road just blazing on through like a really cool mind puzzle. Cigarette lit! Dirt all over me. Just bein a working man. Christ I was basically the epitome of every Bruce Springsteen song! Alas, it was only nostalgia and rock n' roll. I have to wrong the character Lloyd, from "Dumb And Dumber" for saying that John Denver was full of shit.

I Don't Really Party

In The Mix

I'm watching Predator right now on the spanish channel. It's kinda annoying, but it's also sick as fuck! I had such a funny crazy night last night. I got so drunk and was just like smashing shit and dancing and talking shit to Bowzer and Claire. Apparently girls like that kinda stuff though cause they both slept with me. Today I went filming with the crew. Nothing went down but it was a good time. Here are some funny flikz..

Give Her A Bucket

Last night I was attempting to get Clair and Bowz to make out. Don't know why? Caveman and Ksway were in the mix. All and all a hilarious night...

Giants Graveyard Today...

Was extramundane! I was seriously feeling the vibes and just thinking about how strange existence is, and how perhaps it doesn't belong? Is this typical Hamm wonderment? I feel like I'm always relishing the tide of negativity. It's time for me to turn over a new leaf and just love everything. I'm gonna go back to college and study entomology or something? Figure things out. This way of thinking reminds me of the scene in Arrested Development when Lyndsy convinces Tobias to take off his clothes and become intimate. Later in the episode he walks out completely naked and gets some grapes or something when everyone is having breakfast. So funny! Ferny got the trick he had been trying there today. Took like three trips to do it. It's nothing super insane but it looks really cool and it's just all around a good time.

Brian's Wedding

One thing that I've learned is that I need to take more pictures. Always take pictures. Idiots..







Also, Shea got drunk at the wedding for his first time.

On Goings

I'm going to Sacramento tomorrow to film Sammy Tall for his upcoming infamous "Mag Minute". Dano, has requested me to do this and it will look nice on the my resumé. Sam rips pretty hard! He's an original ripper, he's an original coors. More on that later, and pics from Brian O's wedding will be up soon too. Stay tuned. To check out the "Mag Minute", go to www.theskateboardmag.com/watch