Why?

Do we get kicked out of all the cool spots. Dang! I have a mullet hybrid mo hawk right now and a mustache. I feel the best I've ever felt and it's all proper as fuck! Fern finally got on the ball today and got a sincerely legitimate trick! Made him sign a waiver that says basically he can't tell anyone about the shit or else he can be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law for attempting to foil the plan! What!?!?! The master plan!!!

hey gimmie brains

both of you

golly jeez

hahah.. bowzer told me last night that she was going to get a tattoo that says gee bee on her breast!

I almost forgot

I had a dream where chewbacca was playing bass guitar in the jimi hendrix experience and it was the happiest dream of my entire life! hahaha... after the show jimi and chewy were taking turns going down this yellow slide that my neighbors had when i was a mini ginger elvis and smoking weed and jimi kept going: "yeah, chewy baby!" and chewy was just hella growling and shit making wookie noises. oh my god. please let me have this dream again god! add some whales and rainbows and shit too. or any of the little cartoon men from that one music video on the papperad website.

yeah baby!

Sorry guyz, I forgot that I had a blog for a minute. Keepin it real in Sac and playing music when I get the chance. Don't really like the internet anymore. Joe and I were having a little talk about rainbows today. Why are they associated with funny little gay stuff? Doesn't make sense to me. We are basically always seeing rainbows. Every fragment of light has rainbows locked inside and the only time you actually see the big dog rainbows is when there is a little moisture in the mix. Been filming none stop for the new vid. There is a new hype and it's got the best vibes popin off that shit. Fuck, i'm so lazy with the internet since I'm on this grind I been on. Try and get some funny stuff up from Cash Stackerz soon! OMG, this fool they call the Sweed has been working with us and I got a couple interviews with him. It's fucking hilarious! Holy fuck! Joe also almost died trying to do job site trick number two. Fern is coming to Sac tomorrow to film. Hitting up zinfandel, macy's ledgez,29 and B and whatever else! Stay tuned??

ohhh! fucking guy!

Moltisanti is tripping ballz right now!

What The Game Has Been Missing

Back in the mix in the plumbing mixture. Went to see the Kings play the Blazers on Thursday with Joe, Big Jim and Riggz. It was a good time. Been on the grind trying to think of what sort of job site tricks we can capture for cash stackerz? We got a fun one that will be up next week or something? Been inventing a lot of stuff lately. Allowing all the inadequacies of day dreaming surface into what may or may not be fascinating ideas? Getting the video camera back from the factory next week and filming for the new skateboard film shall begin. I wish we were quoting Star Wars.

Sick!!!

Just found out that American Spirits are the worst cigarette that you could possibly smoke. Stoked!

Tofino

If you're curious to know about the intricacies of "That's What She Said Jokes", sadly I haven't observed any in Canada. I hope that I can return to America and spread all the joy of the Canadian English language. Saying "eh" and shit like that. Maybe I'll even cook up some yam french fries and we can drink lucky beers and smoke cigarettes that cost eleven dollars! Tofino Is extraordinary! Sick skatepark, Babes, Orca Whales, Surfing, Organics (kyle points out), and remarkable wilderness surrounding. I can't think of anything else to say other than that I have invented the clear burrito and we are having a little chill sesh watching my cousin vinny in a hotel room.

Whaddup?!?!

Made it into Canada no sweat. I anticipated that the Canadian custom border guard was going to be way more insane. The chick who interrogated us was some stuck up hot cop who just wanted to be a hard ass. She asked us how much money we had and what we were doing and that sort of shit. She asked to see our identifications, to which we replied: "you don't need to see our identifications." Like in Star Wars. Get it? Anyways, there are babes everywhere in Vancouver! oh jeez! It's like a big babe factory. I'm sitting in the internet lab at the hostel off of Granville right now and let's just say that there is five people in here and only one of them is a boy. Me! Aside from demographics and population, the city it's self is like a huge space city. It's like a very clean bigger nicer space Berkley. All the buildings have a very similar look and they are all huge and share similar hue's of a bluish teal color. It truly does have the look of some high class sci-fi space city. We hit up the local skate shop to check out gear and what not. Kyle bought a Zip Zinger skateboard and is rolling around the city somewhere? For a complete skate set up in Canada it costs about 250 dollars American. I told him to wait till we get back to California to buy it because of inflation due to tax tariff's and shit like that. He couldn't wait.The vibe is that of some casual cosmopolitan. Up beat hipster. Coats and ties. Shit like that. More toned down compared to Seattle though. This nice girl working at the hostel front desk recommended a bar for us to go to where she said she goes every Thursday night. I hope I have the energy for a crazy night out on the town tonight. I hope to meet some real cool people up here. We already have. Canada is super friendly and we're in the mix..

I look insane in this pic but it's totally necessary because this was the moment after crossing into Canada and we were super wound up.
Tunnel to Vancouver.

Sci-Fi space city.

Kyle going on about how hungry he is and how stoked he is to be surfing the concrete jungle. ORGANIC!!!

Oh Canada!

Let me into your illustrious country. I want to go to all your sci-fi cities and make all your girls go crazy with my California!

Road Trippin' Ballz

Hello friends! Kyle and I have ventured great distances over the past couple days. I won't go into great detail but, know that I have gotten a speeding ticket and that we are currently in Seattle. It's a nice vibe here. A solid mix if you will? There will be more to come but until then here are some photograph's...














We most likely will have another day or so in Seattle before charging into the heart of the Canadian unknown! Peace out and check back for more laterr...