Why?

Do we get kicked out of all the cool spots. Dang! I have a mullet hybrid mo hawk right now and a mustache. I feel the best I've ever felt and it's all proper as fuck! Fern finally got on the ball today and got a sincerely legitimate trick! Made him sign a waiver that says basically he can't tell anyone about the shit or else he can be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law for attempting to foil the plan! What!?!?! The master plan!!!