Yo Yo!!!

So, I think Trent and I got Tyler to join the band today? We tried him out, and he passed with flying colors. I knew he would because he knows more about music than anyone I know. So, Porcelain Tiger is coming to life. We are playing a show soon at Ghosty's house so stay tuned for that. On other far more serious fronts I will be attending Rod Imes' funeral tomorrow. I'm feeling so crazy about that whole situation and I don't even want to explain any inner thoughts of that matter on the internet. The following day I will be going to Brian Overmeyer's wedding. Will life please slow the fuck down!?! My fucking god!

Wamp Wamp!

So, I just found out that Snoop Dog is playing the Senator in Chico on June 16! Hahaha! What the hell!?!? I also found out that it is 52 dollars a pop for tickets! Sadly, I won't be attending this show. It will probably be awful for one, and two, I just bought tickets for Islands on the exact same night in The City. I'm pretty excited. I've seen them like four times, and I'm very interested to see what sort of things they have up their sleeves these days? Last time I saw them in LA they were in a bad mood and didn't really play with that Rock N' Roll spirit that I was used to seeing. I think they are feeling the good vibration's these days, with their new album out and all. This video is what sold me on buying tickets..

oh gosh

I was thinking about favorite bands that I've had over the years and it reminded me of this video. It's from the Modest Mouse documentary which covers them during 1997, before anyone knew about them really. It's so fucking funny. Isaac is so fucking weird, It's awesome.

Strawberry

Clint!

I thought of a pretty cool super hero! A man having opposable thumbs on the feet, and goes by the handle of "Monkey Man"! He likes The Rolling Stones a lot and smokes a ton of weed. He is very agile and able to climb with such prestigious grace that he rivals the ability of both Spider Man and Night Crawler! I hope that this guy doesn't already exist? He wears shades and a bandana, like Cavanaugh, and he hella likes to party!!! His sexual orientation isn't filled out on his myspace, so for now it's undetermined. I don't know? I'm watching that monster show on the History Channel, and I'm feeling very happy that Bigfoot basically exists. I will put up pictures from Strawberry music festival later. Oh, and Monkey Man weighs over 700 pounds..

Totally Fucking Insane

This is a collection of random video clips I found on my computer. Some of the clips were taken from Gary's camera when I loaded up a bunch of his stuff onto my computer. I didn't want these to go to waste and get lost in the shuffle. I figured, what better than to make a montage and load them up onto our beloved internet!

Today Is Gonna Be Awesome!!!

I just logged into myspace and the little like add was asking me to go to Rock N' Roll camp. As you can imagine, I got a little chuckle out of this. Also I watched Mike Yorks video part from the "Turf's Up" video. I was pretty surprised. Not really surprised, but surprised none the less. I've learned a lot about spiders over the last twenty four hours. For instance, how to differentiate species types and better ways to kill them! We engulfed an entire chair into flame in order to kill one Black Widow. That was fucking Rock N' Roll!

Helter Skelter

Roman and I just watched this movie. A lot of violence and not very much resolve. Strange..

The Weekend Of Retardation

I've had one of the most bizarre weekends. More bizarre than last weekend perhaps? With the grueling vice of Jagermeister hovering above me twenty four seven, joblessness, no cell phone, being ginger and being sun burned, pulling a hammy (no pun intended) playing slow pitch soft ball with our friends from "The Well", I don't know what the fuck is going on!?!?! I had this dream that I was hanging out with John Lennon and Paul McCartney and I was telling Paul to teach me how to play "A Taste Of Honey", He was like muttering stuff to John, and refused my request. I split like a banana and I can't remember what happened next but it's not necessary for anything. Kyle and Joe were making fun of me cause I was wanting to talk to this super cute girl at The Banshee but I couldn't do it. Kyle swoops right the fuck in and gets the honey. He comes back telling me all about how she's from Canada and has this super cute smile, and just rubbing it in all in his little Burns way. Meanwhile, Kelly and I are making swastikas out of paper coasters and just saying funny things. I don't know? I am supposed to go filming with Brian right now. Maybe something amazing will happen?

The Summer Of Mike!

Starring Mike, Mike, and James! James says that he is going down to the court house to legally change his first name to "Mike". Let the summer of Hell/Mike ensue!

Dentistry

I hadn't been to the dentist for five fucking years. I went today, and got checked out and had a full cleaning. It's far more strange than I could even begin to remember. The lady cleaning my mouth, was like some tiny wizard. Making her robot march around my gums and gather all the old crustacean's up and away. I closed my eyes for the majority of the time and began to think about how fucking insane humans are. What did cavemen do about their teeth? They certainly were not interested in flossing or brushing their shit. Maybe at that time the world was in such an organic state that there was really nothing to worry about. Everything going on was entailed so as to be legit for the human to exist. Now, in such an age of technology and conflict we are fighting cancer and aids and a ton of other bull shit that I don't even know or care about. Anyone with half a brain knows that humanity is fucked. Just like the Dinosaurs, we will someday be in the hearts and imaginations of the next Earth ruler. I've been watching a shit load of vbs.tv. There is one show in particular called "Shot By Kern". It's a special on a photographer that photo's different types of female models. He ranges between hard core, soft core, art, and whatever? Tasteful nudes perhaps? The way they present everything in the series is very intriguing because the women, for the most part are insanely hot in little fetish types of ways. It's psychologically one big tease. Just like real pornography, but insightful with the vbs.tv vibe. All vbs shows are basically satirical, other than the Epically Later'd series which is just plain awesome! Keep it clean. Above the belt.

These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things..

These things explain everything that's been going on in the salmonz world.

Porcelain Tiger

This is Trent and I playing the song "Dead Dog". This was one portion of what basically was our first successful run through of our entire set list. We will most likely have a show coming up within the next month or so, so stay tuned for the info on that. Keep in mind that this is just a practice sesh, so there may be some slight mistakes. Also my video camera is still having troubles, even after 600 dollars worth of repairs. Hence sound glitches and shit like that.

Has Creative Skateboarding Gone Too Far?

Yes it has! I got a hurricane inside my veins and I want it to stay forever..

Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape!

Jimi is seriously the fucking man and I just ordered this from vivid. Is this real? Does anyone else know about this? What the fuck?
He is banging two white bitches of course, and going the fuck off! It's forty year old super 8. What the fuck?

Bowser And E.T.

I bought all these E.T. toys when I was in Portland. They are hiding in Bowsers house somewhere right now. She doesn't know. This video was being shot while E.T. was on the screen, and Bowz was not having much fun.

Trillin'

Josh with a new look.

Both Slam Duncans.

Bock enjoys a tasty morsel.

Ferny doing his thing.

Brian does his best to out do Ferny.

Fridge, chilling out after a dayz work.

The Ghost Of Grant Kerber

A long time ago Grant made "The Ghost Of Mike Hamm" myspace, which is not exactly to my liking, but nevertheless it possesses some lingering unattainable form of humor that only Grant and maybe John could conjure. I'm not into doing shit like that, but I put forth this photo for some far more savvy commodore of binary and html intricasies to do what I cannot. You know who you are. Robbie, John, Botill, etc.. Make it so!

Cash Stackers

Here is yet another endeavour into the world that is Cash Stackers. This is Martin Brsiek. He is a Slovak that has come to America to help build assisted living facilities and hypothesize about the world and life and space and all that type of stuff. He is a thinker and he is fucking hilarious! Like all Euro bastards, he gets a little crazy after a couple of jager shots. Enjoy..

When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Plumber

I Think..

That Casey is going crazy? He just invited me to video chat, and it just so happened that he was shirtless with shades and a bandana on with a smoke in his mouth. He then claimed that he was having a slip and slide party. I thought that that was cool and I wished that I could be slipping and sliding. Seconds later some babe walks in and he introduces us. What a funny occurrence..

Show Me Your Blog Waylon!

Kissing The Beehive

I just downloaded the new Wolf Parade album. Dan Boeckner Is the coolest musician alive and I can't even believe that I have gotten to see all of his bands. When I saw Atlas Strategic, it was exactly how you would hope an opening act could be. Steal the show and steal the babes too, and portray such a vivid ambitious style of rock n' roll. When I saw them they only played to a crowd of about ten people. There were more people than that, but there was only about ten that were up front paying attention. I fell in love with indie rock music at this time and It has shaped me strongly into all my likes and dislikes of today. James and I saw Wolf Parade open for The Arcade Fire back in the day, and that show was completely fucking insane. It was long before Dante Decaro joined the band to back Boeckner's string bling. They played everything super fast and fucked up so that they could actually pull off all of there shit. I won't mention that other guy in the band, even though he's fucking awesome! This is strictly a Dan love fest. He is so sick on guitar. "He's an original ripper. He's an original coor's." Kissing The Beehive is the name of the album, and you should definitely go and buy it when it is released. It's much different from they're previous album, but it is still the bees knees.

What In The Heck?

Guess who is laid off and lovin' it!?!?! Got laid off for a month or so because of the slowing gears of the construction grind. Joe of course gets to stay on and be jimmy's butt buddy, but I will be sleeping in and playing music and getting free money and do some work for mr. kyle, studying funny things.