Sunday, April 13, 2008

Jack Hammer

Towards the end of the night last night Roman was explaining the funniest thing that could possibly be even thought up! He's talking about sex right, and there is me, Tyler, Joe, Maia, Bowser, Anni, and Michael all drinking fucking Jameson shots and getting so twisty and Roman is going the fuck off about this sex move called the Jack Hammer. Step one: rock hard boner. Step two: Slam downward into the orifice. Jack Hammer.. I think Bowser said something like: "It wiggles around like a jack hammer?"

2 comments:

. said...

i had a dream last night that i was jack hammering gary's sister. it wasnt one of his actual sisters but a made up one. gary was sleeping next to me in real life. it wasnt awkward when i woke up with a boner.

bad bitches said...

oh it wiggles around like jack hammer